Oh Em Gee
Oh Em Gee
Ponyboy.
Ponyboy.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am slowly going crazy 123456 SWITCH! Crazy going slowly am I 654321 SWITCH!
Where could Ponyboy have gone to? I have officially looked everywhere for him.
Okay, Okay, Okay.
Calm down Darry, You can get through this. Remember your mantra.
Girls just wanna have fun. Girls just wanna, they wanna have fun, they wanna, wanna have fun!
Okay. Take a breath. Inhale. Exhale. Mantra. Inhale. Exhale.
So let me tell you what happened after Ponyboy left. If you don't know why Ponyboy left, stop being lazy and read my first post. If you're still too lazy to read that, go get eaten by a kitten.
Anyways.....after Ponyboy left, Soda and I just both stared into space. I still couldn't bring myself to preform even the simplest of actions. Finally, Soda said:
"What did you do that for Darry?"
"I..I.....I didn't mean....to......." I had to keep myself from blubbering manly tears. MANTRA!! Mantra! I gulped, then finally got control over my mouth. " We need to find him."
"Okay, but first let me take a shower. This amount of beauty doesn't just happen by itself, Darrypoo."
"Fine, I'll go sort my beanie baby collection..." Well, I muttered the last part......hoping he wouldn't hear me.....too late.
"What??" Soda turned around again, eyes as round as flapjacks.
"Uh.....*cue manly clearing of throat* .... I have to go find some baby...carrots......." Smooth, Darry, real smooth.
"o-kay....." Soda replied, slowly backing up towards the door to the bathroom.
*AFTER MUCH BEAUTIFICATION*
Alright, now that Sodapop has made himself all handsome, and I have sorted my beanie babies by size and colour, we are ready to go! Hopefully much hasn't happened to Ponyboy since I hit him....Oh no....here comes the grief.....
We just talked to Dally. I have a feeling he knows more than he's telling. He says that he had to help Pony and Johnny get out of town.
What have I done ?
9 comments:
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AHHH THAT MADE MAJOR LULZ.
You are hilarious.
I think you need a psychiatrist.
Much love from your gorgeous movie star brother,
Sodapop
Darrybear, you don't need any beautification, don't worry. Sodapoop on the other hand...
I MISS YOU
xo
Johnny
Amazing that was a joy to read, Darrybear I never knew that you had a beenie baby collection.lolz
You make me laugh, alot.
what is the 1234567 switch thing
Darth Vader
lol. you need "special" help...
nice mantra though i don't know why you repeat it...wait...im darry im posting to myself about myself needing a psychiatrist. Does that make any sense to myself? what happens if myself take my advice and takes myself to said psychiatrist?
Im confused and need a cupcake...
... *screams like a little girl* YOU NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *runs off the Niagara Falls*
Last words: GREAT JOB BY THE WAY!!!!! (everybody stares at me)
awesome blog. You are crazy though.
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